Love letters

I send Marja an email telling her I'd just received the most depressing email of my life. Subject heading: We miss you!
: Linens N Things.

An hour later I get an email from Marja.
Subject heading: You're my soulmate
Email message in its entirety: Bev Mo

Proving once again, boys and girls, that life without Marja would be merely a hollow, meaningless trudge toward the grave.