2) spend extra time on having lovely wrinkle-free bedding [did I iron the pillowcases? I totally did. I ironed and ironed, in fact. Where is my prize?]
3) take a pre-bed bath so as not to sully flawless sheets
4) crawl into perfect bed totally exhausted [probably from ironing] at the old timer hour of 10:18pm and then
5) spend the whole night in a sleepless, itchy allergy frenzy--very likely resulting from overly fragrant linens.
Now am post allergy-night work zombie.
I am not pleased.