Disappointing fact

An email from NPR links to an article, but has a little paragraph to get you started:
People who consumed about one serving of red meat (beef, pork or lamb) per day had a 13 percent increased risk of death, compared with those who were eating very little meat, a study found.
I hate to bring this up, and I certainly don't think we should dwell on it, but actually we are all going to die. Even the vegans. I was pretty sure NPR already knew that. But since they apparently don't, I kind of don't want to be the one to tell them. You do it.

Bonus Unrelated Fact:
Yesterday I accidentally hit someone with a viola. True story.