What's the word, Hummingbird?

Because my feet have been hurting (oh, how elderly I feel with the aching and the limping and such) I constructed today's ensemble from the shoes up. In this case, the Keds up.

And that, dear readers, is how--quite accidentally and rather unfortunately--I came to be dressed as though I plan to audition for the ingenue role in Bye Bye, Birdie immediately after work.