As my boyfriend aptly said the other day, "I think this relationship is killing your blog." I think he's right.

Yep. There's a boyfriend in the picture (did you see how I causally sneaked it in up there?). You cannot possibly be more surprised by this than I am. Despite our collective astonishment, he does exist and, what's more, he totally likes me. That's the good news.  The bad news is that he lives in...Singapore. 

I know very little about Sngapore, but I can say with authority that Singapore is very, very far away. (Unless, of course, you are in Singapore, in which case it's right there.) In my defense, when I met him, I didn't know he was only pretending to live in San Francisco. When he told me, it was already too late. Granted, that was only about 15 minutes into our first date, but what can I say? He's pretty charming.

Now then. If you are a very verbose woman who has found herself thrust into in an epistolary relationship, you may find that your email correspondence is suddenly very voluminous indeed. You may also find that you can't think of a single additional thing to write on your damn blog.

So, it's like that.

Tomorrow, though, I will come up with some triviality to share with you--just like the olden days. I promise.