Weather report

photo: DH Textures

photo: DH Textures

"Tomorrow, a cool, unstable front will be coming into the area."

-NPR newscaster

All the girls are totally into this front. He's a smoker with super meaningful tattoos. He's got good hair. He's, like, really into his art. He makes these paintings? And they're all of storms, but they're not just like, storms, you know?  They're totally a metaphor. It's like, you look at these wild landscapes that are just being, like, attacked by the elements and you know you're looking at his soul. He has no fixed address. He never texts anyone back. He's probably bipolar.  He's totally hot.

He'll be moving on by Friday.